that’s somehow even more weird than it already was in my head
how did you ever get your law degree when you fold that fast? & i don’t really know. sometimes i only realize i like things after they happen. i think you are supposed to learn your kinks from porn and i never got into that
( does this mean Matt's (former???) law partner knows about them? or is he just used to Matt randomly asking about the dumb shit Peter brings up without realizing the source??? ? ? ? ) )
Foggy is your age though, right? are we sure that's going to help, because you know, i could explain it
should i be jealous??? i didn't know you had a cap thing
you really should know that. note to self to not get upset if you forget my birthday. in your defense, most years i forget my birthday
look you can have a thing for cap if you want to, half of the country does so i guess it makes sense. and obviously my preference is if you have a thing for me
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I'm not trying to sext with you I'm just very bored. And I'm trying to sext you.
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how did you ever get your law degree when you fold that fast? & i don’t really know. sometimes i only realize i like things after they happen. i think you are supposed to learn your kinks from porn and i never got into that
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I fold for you, Peter.
I never have seen porn. I've heard it, when Foggy thought I was asleep in college. He had headphones, but. You know.
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aww. :)
i tried it once or twice, it’s ... idk people like it but it just sorta feels artificial. and it is so maybe that’s why
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I'm obviously not a visual person. Some narrated erotica, or hell, even fan-fic about Captain America would do it for me.
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Foggy is your age though, right? are we sure that's going to help, because you know, i could explain it
should i be jealous??? i didn't know you had a cap thing
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He's a year younger. I think he skipped a grade? Or his birthday's in September? I should know that.
I don't really have a Cap thing. Who should I have a thing for?
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look you can have a thing for cap if you want to, half of the country does so i guess it makes sense. and obviously my preference is if you have a thing for me
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My preference is for Spider-Man and his tight body
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just spider-man, huh?
( he's super fishing right now, Matty... proceed with caution... . . . . though, it is probably extremely obvious what he wants to hear. )
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Spider-Man as a hero, I'm a fanboy for that. But I'm actually in love with Peter Parker.
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( ding ding ding. nailed it, Matt... that’s what he wanted. )
as much as i dig the horns it’s matt i fell for too. don’t forget it.
flash is coming up the stairs — probably wants to head home. plus i gotta figure out where hotdog girl belongs. but i can come over after?
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You fell for me. Ha ha.
Yes, come over. Stay.
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it might be late. if you’re asleep i’ll wake you up
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🎀
( with that, though, he's got two drunks to find homes for. he'll see you soon, Matty. )