good, bc he's like the only friend i have from midtown. you'd like him if you met him, but if have no idea how to make that happen without it being weird
you want me to sext with hotdog girl right here? still here btw, i've landed on she was drunk bc she def passed out. i think i'm responsible for her too now, i'm her not designated not driver
that’s somehow even more weird than it already was in my head
how did you ever get your law degree when you fold that fast? & i don’t really know. sometimes i only realize i like things after they happen. i think you are supposed to learn your kinks from porn and i never got into that
( does this mean Matt's (former???) law partner knows about them? or is he just used to Matt randomly asking about the dumb shit Peter brings up without realizing the source??? ? ? ? ) )
Foggy is your age though, right? are we sure that's going to help, because you know, i could explain it
should i be jealous??? i didn't know you had a cap thing
you really should know that. note to self to not get upset if you forget my birthday. in your defense, most years i forget my birthday
look you can have a thing for cap if you want to, half of the country does so i guess it makes sense. and obviously my preference is if you have a thing for me
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I feel like you're calling me bossy. And sexy.
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very astute observation, counselor
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You like a sexy boss? We can play intern sometime.
No we can't, that's too weird.
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yeah hard pass on that it would just remind me of jjj and that’s not gonna help anybody get off
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What would get you off? I like getting you off.
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you want me to sext with hotdog girl right here? still here btw, i've landed on she was drunk bc she def passed out. i think i'm responsible for her too now, i'm her not designated not driver
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I'm not trying to sext with you I'm just very bored. And I'm trying to sext you.
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how did you ever get your law degree when you fold that fast? & i don’t really know. sometimes i only realize i like things after they happen. i think you are supposed to learn your kinks from porn and i never got into that
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I fold for you, Peter.
I never have seen porn. I've heard it, when Foggy thought I was asleep in college. He had headphones, but. You know.
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aww. :)
i tried it once or twice, it’s ... idk people like it but it just sorta feels artificial. and it is so maybe that’s why
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I'm obviously not a visual person. Some narrated erotica, or hell, even fan-fic about Captain America would do it for me.
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Foggy is your age though, right? are we sure that's going to help, because you know, i could explain it
should i be jealous??? i didn't know you had a cap thing
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He's a year younger. I think he skipped a grade? Or his birthday's in September? I should know that.
I don't really have a Cap thing. Who should I have a thing for?
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look you can have a thing for cap if you want to, half of the country does so i guess it makes sense. and obviously my preference is if you have a thing for me
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My preference is for Spider-Man and his tight body
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just spider-man, huh?
( he's super fishing right now, Matty... proceed with caution... . . . . though, it is probably extremely obvious what he wants to hear. )
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Spider-Man as a hero, I'm a fanboy for that. But I'm actually in love with Peter Parker.
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( ding ding ding. nailed it, Matt... that’s what he wanted. )
as much as i dig the horns it’s matt i fell for too. don’t forget it.
flash is coming up the stairs — probably wants to head home. plus i gotta figure out where hotdog girl belongs. but i can come over after?
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You fell for me. Ha ha.
Yes, come over. Stay.
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it might be late. if you’re asleep i’ll wake you up
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🎀
( with that, though, he's got two drunks to find homes for. he'll see you soon, Matty. )